Buy Ocean Air From San Diego

Hand Bottled By Mike, A Real San Diegan With 36 Years Of Breathing Air Experience

Bottled Ocean Air

Why buy ocean air from San Diego?

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    San Diego has an Ocean next to it. There are only about four oceans in the World and San Diego is next to one of them.
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    San Diego is well known by the American Lung Association for its air. There are at least 5 other cities in the United States with air pollution levels worse than San Diego.
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    You can breath the same air Manny Machado breaths. He gets paid $30 Million per year to breath this air, but I charge just a very small fraction of that.

Now that I've Got your Attention, it's Time to Talk About the Problem...

You don't live in San Diego, which really sucks. You probably don't even live next to an Ocean. In fact, I bet you live in some boring place that has air that isn't even like what we have in San Diego. You probably can't even afford to live here. Your life sucks.

You know when you breath air and you're like "damn, this air sucks." Yeah, well, the Ocean air in San Diego is way better than that shit you breath.

Did you know that you need air to survive? This Ocean air is perfect for preppers. If there is a catastrophic event, you can live longer than everyone else and just steal their emergency food supply when they die from no air. Idiots.

“Running out of air causes brain damage. I recommend everyone stock up with as much San Diego Ocean air as possible."

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- Some scientist somewhere probably

There are so many other reasons why air is important, but you probably wouldn't understand. Trust me, you need air, and I have some to sell, so it's a perfect product for you.

By choosing to buy Ocean air from San Diego you'll get the following benefits:

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​Only The Freshest Air I Can Reach For

When I collect the air, I reach as far as I can out towards the Ocean. This enables me to collect the freshest air available. This is not a patented technique but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one doing it.

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​You Could Possibly Help A Homeless Person

I donate a percentage of every sale to homeless people unless I need the money myself. I'm currently saving up for Padres season tickets and new tires for my Chevy Volt but after that who knows?

Decorative Storage Receptacle Included

I choose for you a custom Ocean air receptacle. I have lots of air tight storage bags that zip shut or even plastic bowls with lids that keep the air super tight for safe transportation and storage.

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"Let's reinforce all those features with another testimonials section."

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"Elements for the Perfect Testimonial"

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"More Testimonials!"

"Now that we've presented all the main features and benefits of the product, we're moving on to another testimonials section, to bolster our claims with some social proof."

- John Doe (Software Architect)

"Elements for the Perfect Testimonial"

"A great, eye-catching testimonial should include a heading (use the best part from the testimonial for this), the testimonial text itself, an image and the name of the testimonial author."

- Irene Jacobs (IT Consultant)

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"Here's a Template for a Testimonial With No Image..."

"Now that we've presented all the main features and benefits of the product, we're moving on to another testimonials section, to bolster our claims with some social proof."

- Steve Jacobs (Company CEO)

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Describe why the decision to purchase should be made now, not later. What will your visitors miss out on, if they hesitate and leave the page? Anyone still reading is probably concerned about the cost of your product. Remind them that there is also a cost to not taking action and not making use of your excellent product.

You've already spent a lot of time selling visitors on the many benefits of your product, so at this point, you can start emphasizing
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